Hi,
I'm here to talk to you about the problem we face today in the world of Rubi-Ka, and in the galaxy for that matter. That is, for over twenty seven millenia, the English language has remained somewhat stagnant. Sure, there have been flowering blooms of progress throughout the galaxy over this same period, but somehow, we always regress back towards the 21st century prose that many of us are all too familiar with in our daily lives. It is time for change. It is time for progress. Join us in our effort to better the ourselves in our attempt to strive towards the perfect form of communication... join us in our goal of universal brotherhood... join us in l33t speak.
For those of you who have not understood the power of l337, please listen closely. First, when speaking l337, joo show your prowness of your cOmM4Nd foR c0MmUN1c@t1ON. Everyone will turn their heads in 0rD3r to hear J00 speak. You've seen it on this forum... where people use the P0W3R of +hiS F0Rm to C0nV3Y their ideas. d0 J00 not LO0k uPOn in awe at their mastery of 'u', 'r', and 'stfu'. But ThE$E are in f4Ct M3reLy d1cipleS oph our TruE$+ f0RM.
ev3n heRe 0N Rubi-Ka, the roots are taking H0Ld. j00 5EE the most inT3lli93nt An1m4l5 attempt to m1M1c this speech in Ord3r to make us Re+HiNk whether Or noT t0 KIll Them, or T0 WOr5HIp them (refer to l337 dolls). Be UBer like those w0nD3rpHul, smart PEOPl3 J00 see ruNnIn9 4R0UNd 0N the streets.
C0ME, Jo1n u$. Together WE 5H@lL Tr@n5C3nd T0 @ N3w LeV3l... On3 that ROXxors!
Anonymous Transmission
P.S. The above post while comming from me is not affilated with me.. but is most likely from the evil-twin me that has had way too much coffee this morning.