Extra edition: Agrestus flirts his way to the top!
- by An Onymous
It seems Agrestus has been involved in yet more of his shenanigans, this time from within his own Organisation. From anonymous reports we've very recently found out that Agrestus became Squad Commander from Unit Member in one hit, and not long after that even General, but not by your everyday run-of-the-mill hard labor, oh no!
From our inside sources it seems Agrestus "loverboy" Wright has been using his "special skills" in womanizing on his own Superior Kairileska to get some promotions, way before his time as several claim. This seems to strenghten our earlier rumours that he hops from woman to woman.
What makes it even more ****y, it seems to be said Agrestus is married too! Wonder if his wife knows he's fooling around with several others behind her back. Not to mention how much Agrestus will 'put out' to become the next president. Needless to note out Agrestus is also the leader of the Morale Department in Third Faction, a position that would have some items suggestive to the name to be done.
Will Agrestus use his tricks for presidency? Has Lasliana gotten her promotions by rubbing up against her superior? Will agrestus become a fad? Read it all in ChitChat magazines in the future!